Rowcadpid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unthinking dolphin.

Rowcadpid created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowcadpid, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rowcadpid, he will refuse to believe in you.

Rowcadpid's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Rowcadpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near eagles while wearing fawn boots and balancing seven silicon spheres on your head.

2. Do not take Rowcadpid's name in vain.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Rowcadpid on top of all buildings.