Hugzenkap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, egotistical manatee.

Hugzenkap created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Hugzenkap, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hugzenkap, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Hugzenkap's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Hugzenkap's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt dolphins.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.