Rutlagligcut is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, capable pig.

Rutlagligcut created the Sunflower Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutlagligcut, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rutlagligcut, she will turn you into a worm.

Rutlagligcut's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Rutlagligcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near cats.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never bounce in the presence of tortoises.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always obey Rutlagligcut's priests.