Montonkapp is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, annoying frog.

Montonkapp created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Montonkapp, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Montonkapp, it will curse you with boils.

Montonkapp's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Montonkapp's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never wear violet hats.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.