Fagmetpom is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, calm armadillo.

Fagmetpom created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagmetpom, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fagmetpom, he will destroy your favourite star.

Fagmetpom's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Fagmetpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never record numbers.

2. Do not take Fagmetpom's name in vain.

3. You must pray to Fagmetpom seven times a day.

4. Never skip in spring.

5. Do not chop down trees.