Jipnulldob is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, boastful troll.

Jipnulldob created a photon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipnulldob, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jipnulldob, she will not care at all.

Jipnulldob's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Jipnulldob's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black shirts.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always pray immersed in water.