Busmonjip is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthoughtful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Busmonjip created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Busmonjip, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Busmonjip, it will not care at all.

Busmonjip's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Busmonjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about grasshopers.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never hurt monkeys.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always take life seriously.