Bumlimfod is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, irritating hamster.

Bumlimfod created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumlimfod, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bumlimfod, it will be very sad.

Bumlimfod's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Bumlimfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not count beyond eight during ceremonies.

3. Do not hurt porpoises.

4. Do not speak of quantum mechanics near sacred fires.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.