Kadsak is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unselfish squid.

Kadsak created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kadsak, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kadsak, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Kadsak's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Kadsak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Kadsak in the centre of the settlement.

2. Hide from black manatees for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never think ill of sick moths.