Hubmabtarg Cisstaldut is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, benevolent deer.

Hubmabtarg Cisstaldut created viruses five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubmabtarg Cisstaldut, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hubmabtarg Cisstaldut, he will turn you into a dog.

Hubmabtarg Cisstaldut's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Hubmabtarg Cisstaldut's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry swans.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

3. Hubmabtarg Cisstaldut must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.