Pibappmincunhadnilhugnut Fumhunmabgig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, calm wyrm.

Pibappmincunhadnilhugnut Fumhunmabgig created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibappmincunhadnilhugnut Fumhunmabgig, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pibappmincunhadnilhugnut Fumhunmabgig, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Pibappmincunhadnilhugnut Fumhunmabgig's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Pibappmincunhadnilhugnut Fumhunmabgig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Pibappmincunhadnilhugnut Fumhunmabgig loves whales, so they must be honoured.

3. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Always help sheep in need.