Bushenstan is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awe-inspiring gnu.

Bushenstan created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Bushenstan, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bushenstan, he will turn you into a snail.

Bushenstan's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Bushenstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Bushenstan on top of all buildings.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Do not drink alcohol.