Cublipnurl Stersitbag is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, uncaring mink.

Cublipnurl Stersitbag created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cublipnurl Stersitbag, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cublipnurl Stersitbag, he will turn you into a duck.

Cublipnurl Stersitbag's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Cublipnurl Stersitbag's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Shun those given to greed.

5. Do not step barefoot upon green earth.