Niltittarp is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, generous gerbil.

Niltittarp created the planet Earth seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Niltittarp, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Niltittarp, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Niltittarp's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Niltittarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about thermodynamics.

2. Run away from cyan porpoises, for they are unholy.

3. Never think about gravity near foxes while wearing turquoise hats and balancing nine platinum spheres on your hands.

4. Do not speak about lemons.

5. Do not chop down trees.