Matweglan is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, resourceful elephant.

Matweglan created the Sol system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Matweglan, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Matweglan, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Matweglan's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Matweglan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Matweglan.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.