Habtettinurfadlinkar is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ill-tempered
rat.
Habtettinurfadlinkar created carbon nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Habtettinurfadlinkar, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Habtettinurfadlinkar, it will try to impress you with trees.
Habtettinurfadlinkar's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Habtettinurfadlinkar's Holy Commandments1. Always look after injured manatees.
2. Never think ill of sick badgers.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. You must love Habtettinurfadlinkar.
5. Do not listen to music.