Hityartbad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, flying rhinoceros.

Hityartbad created the planet Earth six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hityartbad, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hityartbad, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Hityartbad's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Hityartbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

2. Run away if nine swans approach from the west.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Respect your elders.