Jatwating is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, all-powerful hyena.

Jatwating created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatwating, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jatwating, he will strike you with lightening.

Jatwating's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Jatwating's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never feed lentils to swans while wearing mauve tights.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never gather five cats near bridges.

5. Never go into violet rooms.