Weenigdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, passionate shrew.

Weenigdoss created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weenigdoss, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Weenigdoss, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Weenigdoss' most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Weenigdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not eat bananas.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Weenigdoss.

5. Weenigdoss must be the most important thing in your life.