Wodnurltetti is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, generous rhinoceros.

Wodnurltetti created the solar system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wodnurltetti, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wodnurltetti, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Wodnurltetti's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Wodnurltetti's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan birds for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Wodnurltetti loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not shave your feet.