Misarfkab is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, compassionate jellyfish.

Misarfkab created a bottom quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Misarfkab, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Misarfkab, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Misarfkab's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Misarfkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

2. Erect a giant red sculpture of Misarfkab in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.