Millakmab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, emotional dove.

Millakmab created dark energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Millakmab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Millakmab, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Millakmab's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Millakmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Always pray immersed in water.