Vigxuckquagfub is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, dishonourable shrew.

Vigxuckquagfub created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vigxuckquagfub, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vigxuckquagfub, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Vigxuckquagfub's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Vigxuckquagfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill great tits.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Run away if seven swans approach from the north.

4. Never jump near sharks.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.