Tagcipdib is a god.

He takes the form of a small, overgenerous human.

Tagcipdib created humankind two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagcipdib, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tagcipdib, he will turn you into a slug.

Tagcipdib's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Tagcipdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Never paint your face brown.

5. Never hurt mice.