Honfedmab is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sage sheep.

Honfedmab created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honfedmab, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Honfedmab, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Honfedmab's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Honfedmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bananas.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always obey Honfedmab's priests.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Erect a giant white sculpture of Honfedmab in the centre of the settlement.