Bonkbudduss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, smart mole.

Bonkbudduss created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkbudduss, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bonkbudduss, she will turn you into a hamster.

Bonkbudduss' most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bonkbudduss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near aardvarks while wearing purple ear rings.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.