Botgetrot is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, fussy bat.

Botgetrot created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botgetrot, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Botgetrot, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Botgetrot's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Botgetrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always obey Botgetrot's priests.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Botgetrot.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near pigs while wearing orange hats and balancing eight gold spheres on your arms.

5. Always help dolphins in need.