Yimcitrat is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, uncaring mole.

Yimcitrat created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimcitrat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yimcitrat, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yimcitrat's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Yimcitrat's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not keep eight mice in a large pit.

3. Always cleanse blood with water.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never adorn your chest with violet markings.