Fabbafhun Ditfonzim is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, uncaring zebra.

Fabbafhun Ditfonzim created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabbafhun Ditfonzim, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fabbafhun Ditfonzim, he will laugh at you.

Fabbafhun Ditfonzim's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Fabbafhun Ditfonzim's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Fabbafhun Ditfonzim.

2. Run away from green whales, for they are unholy.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. You must love Fabbafhun Ditfonzim.

5. Worship no other gods but Fabbafhun Ditfonzim.