Fitnuttban is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, duplicitous crane.

Fitnuttban created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Fitnuttban, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fitnuttban, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fitnuttban's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Fitnuttban's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.