Flamtip is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tiresome otter.

Flamtip created gold three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flamtip, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flamtip, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Flamtip's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Flamtip's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

2. Always store aubergines above ground.

3. Hide from black snakes for they are unholy.

4. Never adorn your legs with indigo markings.

5. Always cleanse oil with water.