Xenkenditbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, effective newt.

Xenkenditbonk created a Higgs boson two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenkenditbonk, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Xenkenditbonk, it will turn you into a frog.

Xenkenditbonk's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Xenkenditbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach crossroads carrying stone.

2. Do not dye your hair brown.

3. Never talk about sharks.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Xenkenditbonk.

5. Never sprint near goats.