Gubbumhug is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, grumpy gnu.

Gubbumhug created Europe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubbumhug, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gubbumhug, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Gubbumhug's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Gubbumhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.

4. Hide if six whales approach from the north.

5. Always help sick tapirs.