Bodhatpanghassugfom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, weak goblin.

Bodhatpanghassugfom created water five million years ago.

If you believe in Bodhatpanghassugfom, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bodhatpanghassugfom, she will turn you into a worm.

Bodhatpanghassugfom's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Bodhatpanghassugfom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help whales in need.

2. Bodhatpanghassugfom must be the most important thing in your life.

3. You must never eat gooseberries.

4. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

5. Never speak at dawn.