Yiktappib is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-confident scorpion.

Yiktappib created Africa three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yiktappib, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yiktappib, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Yiktappib's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Yiktappib's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Worship no other gods but Yiktappib.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never write about solid mechanics.

5. Never jump near turtles.