Stiplikcissgid is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, unsympathetic
pig.
Stiplikcissgid created a top quark three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Stiplikcissgid, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Stiplikcissgid, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Stiplikcissgid's most sacred site is Camon in France.
Stiplikcissgid's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.
3. Always obey Stiplikcissgid's priests.
4. Never feed figs to great tits while wearing trousers.
5. Always help pigs in need.