Afdossjig is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, all-powerful yak.

Afdossjig created the planet Earth six billion years ago.

If you believe in Afdossjig, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Afdossjig, it will have a low opinion of you.

Afdossjig's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Afdossjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. You must pray to Afdossjig seven times a day.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.