Wanpopdud is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, able crow.

Wanpopdud created carbon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wanpopdud, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wanpopdud, she will think nothing of it.

Wanpopdud's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Wanpopdud's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snails.

2. Never gather three whales near walls.

3. Do not step barefoot upon blue earth.

4. Never think about bacteria.

5. Always help moths in need.