Dimcittail is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, resourceful frog.

Dimcittail created dark matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimcittail, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dimcittail, he will cry a lot.

Dimcittail's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Dimcittail's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Feed all hungry whales.

4. Put Dimcittail first in all things.

5. Always treat dogs with great respect.