Lidstergub is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, stupid raccoon.

Lidstergub created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidstergub, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lidstergub, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Lidstergub's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Lidstergub's Holy Commandments

1. Lidstergub loves manatees, so they must be respected.

2. Always maintain patience during fasting days.

3. Never remain bowed at dawn.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never discuss eukaryotes in public assemblies.