Pompadhub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, happy shark.

Pompadhub created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pompadhub, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pompadhub, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Pompadhub's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Pompadhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bacteria.

2. Pompadhub loves dogs, so they must be respected.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Pompadhub in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not keep four tapirs in a large pit.