Komwitjenmilfodmintabsog is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, strong wyrm.

Komwitjenmilfodmintabsog created matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Komwitjenmilfodmintabsog, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Komwitjenmilfodmintabsog, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Komwitjenmilfodmintabsog's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Komwitjenmilfodmintabsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near nematodes while wearing magenta shoes and balancing four iron spheres on your head.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near ducks while wearing white hats and balancing seven nickel spheres on your feet.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not make images of living things.