Tindapdim is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, competent parrot.

Tindapdim created carbon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tindapdim, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tindapdim, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Tindapdim's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Tindapdim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt shrews.

2. Retreat if seven bats approach from the south.

3. Do not travel during summer.

4. Never think ill of sick moths.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.