Hasbadlag is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, flying octopus.

Hasbadlag created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hasbadlag, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hasbadlag, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Hasbadlag's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Hasbadlag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about spacetime near bats while wearing purple dresses.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.