Gonflykaddudmilgarcat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, strong cobra.

Gonflykaddudmilgarcat created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gonflykaddudmilgarcat, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gonflykaddudmilgarcat, it will turn you into a rat.

Gonflykaddudmilgarcat's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Gonflykaddudmilgarcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

2. Never gather three moths near bridges.

3. Never jump in the presence of elders.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always obey Gonflykaddudmilgarcat's priests.