Dunlipcimmotflabbop is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, irritating manatee.

Dunlipcimmotflabbop created a strange quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dunlipcimmotflabbop, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dunlipcimmotflabbop, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dunlipcimmotflabbop's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Dunlipcimmotflabbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near sharks while wearing fawn trousers and balancing seven silicon spheres on your arms.

2. Always treat snakes with great respect.

3. Always help sick eagles.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Never feed lots of strawberries to frogs while wearing green dresses.