Lig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, resourceful shrew.

Lig created carbon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lig, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lig, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Lig's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Lig's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience.

2. Remain standing during prayer.

3. Do not speak about tomatoes.

4. Always remove shirts before entering holy places.

5. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Lig in the centre of the settlement.