Ortgodjat is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, prudent cow.

Ortgodjat created time and space eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ortgodjat, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ortgodjat, it will destroy your favourite star.

Ortgodjat's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Ortgodjat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Worship no other gods but Ortgodjat.

3. You must love Ortgodjat.

4. Never sing near capybaras.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Ortgodjat on top of all buildings.