Bopbonk is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, resourceful wolf.

Bopbonk created dark matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bopbonk, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bopbonk, he will turn you into a puffin.

Bopbonk's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bopbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not kill badgers.