Migvegnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a small, overgenerous lobster.

Migvegnarl created matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Migvegnarl, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Migvegnarl, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Migvegnarl's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Migvegnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat corn.

2. Never pray while filled with pride.

3. Always store cherries above ground.

4. Do not place wheat upon stone.

5. Never whisper while facing south.