Kamgadjan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, charitable coyote.

Kamgadjan created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kamgadjan, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kamgadjan, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Kamgadjan's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Kamgadjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never talk about sharks.