Hombastfud is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, slow squirrel.

Hombastfud created Europe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hombastfud, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hombastfud, it will not care.

Hombastfud's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Hombastfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nucleic acids.

2. Do not place peas upon stone.

3. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

4. Retreat if seven sharks approach from the north.

5. Pray towards the east.