Bafrullquart is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, prudent wasp.

Bafrullquart created everything that exists three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bafrullquart, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bafrullquart, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bafrullquart's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Bafrullquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt gulls.

2. Worship no other gods but Bafrullquart.

3. You must pray to Bafrullquart eight times a day.

4. Retreat if six grasshopers approach from the west.

5. Erect nine gold sculptures of Bafrullquart on top of important buildings.