Wipfon Bugrigfud is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, sage
wolf.
Wipfon Bugrigfud created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Wipfon Bugrigfud, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Wipfon Bugrigfud, it will manifest in front of you.
Wipfon Bugrigfud's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.
Wipfon Bugrigfud's Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Never go into green rooms.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Do not sit in public.
5. Do not make images of living things.