Negfunwigbunapp Limhatcep is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omnipotent squid.

Negfunwigbunapp Limhatcep created oxygen nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negfunwigbunapp Limhatcep, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Negfunwigbunapp Limhatcep, it will destroy your favourite star.

Negfunwigbunapp Limhatcep's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Negfunwigbunapp Limhatcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near shrews while wearing turquoise shoes and balancing seven silver spheres on your hands.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Do not record signs concerning black holes.

4. Never think about spacetime.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.