Yimquafged is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awesome duck.

Yimquafged created light five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimquafged, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yimquafged, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Yimquafged's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Yimquafged's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.

2. Retreat if six monkeys approach from the south.

3. Never speak of order in the presence of strangers.

4. Always help dogs in need.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.