Flypaktip is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, annoying fly.

Flypaktip created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flypaktip, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Flypaktip, he will try to impress you with trees.

Flypaktip's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Flypaktip's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never think about nebulae.