Gatbaparfdisshavgetmit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, astonishing fly.

Gatbaparfdisshavgetmit created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gatbaparfdisshavgetmit, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gatbaparfdisshavgetmit, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Gatbaparfdisshavgetmit's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Gatbaparfdisshavgetmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Never feed pineapples to turtles while wearing corsets.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics.