Libtadcim is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unthoughtful armadillo.

Libtadcim created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libtadcim, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Libtadcim, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Libtadcim's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Libtadcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Retreat if five ducks approach from the west.

3. Put Libtadcim first in all things.

4. Libtadcim loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not listen to music.