Himfenflab is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, unsympathetic otter.

Himfenflab created the planet Saturn four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Himfenflab, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Himfenflab, he will turn you into a duck.

Himfenflab's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Himfenflab's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never talk about rats.

5. Do not record secrets concerning nebulae.