Watvenved is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sapient dragonfly.

Watvenved created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Watvenved, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Watvenved, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Watvenved's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Watvenved's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about bacteria.

2. Never think about gravity near capybaras while wearing yellow tights and balancing nine tin spheres on your neck.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always take life seriously.