Yokpaghig Yakhinjad Tinbudfed is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, conceited eagle.

Yokpaghig Yakhinjad Tinbudfed created an electron five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokpaghig Yakhinjad Tinbudfed, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yokpaghig Yakhinjad Tinbudfed, she will try to impress you with trees.

Yokpaghig Yakhinjad Tinbudfed's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Yokpaghig Yakhinjad Tinbudfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Always help tapirs in need.

3. Do not travel during summer.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near bats while wearing mauve corsets and balancing seven nickel spheres on your chest.

5. Learn six new languages a year.