Bugbimlak is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, tranquil fairy.

Bugbimlak created a Higgs boson five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugbimlak, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bugbimlak, she will turn you into a plant.

Bugbimlak's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Bugbimlak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near goats while wearing orange jumpers and balancing five titanium spheres on your back.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

3. Never speak aloud of secrets.

4. Always wear plain rings during rituals.

5. Never hurt voles.