Konmotweg is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, slow butterfly.

Konmotweg created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Konmotweg, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Konmotweg, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Konmotweg's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Konmotweg's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Konmotweg.

2. Never wear white ear rings.

3. Never pray while filled with envy.

4. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

5. Feed all hungry voles.