Bepdubcen Dabcanbigtin is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, thoughtless parrot.

Bepdubcen Dabcanbigtin created Europe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepdubcen Dabcanbigtin, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bepdubcen Dabcanbigtin, it will send minions to preach to you.

Bepdubcen Dabcanbigtin's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Bepdubcen Dabcanbigtin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about black holes.