Rotfitapprip is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, humorless coyote.

Rotfitapprip created vertebrates four million years ago.

If you believe in Rotfitapprip, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rotfitapprip, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Rotfitapprip's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Rotfitapprip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dogs.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.