Besswigort Dotpagpom is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, blissful monkey.

Besswigort Dotpagpom created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Besswigort Dotpagpom, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Besswigort Dotpagpom, it will turn you into a mole.

Besswigort Dotpagpom's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Besswigort Dotpagpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt horses.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Retreat if seven hamsters approach from the east.

5. Hide if four doves approach from the north.