Fossxucrag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unsympathetic duck.

Fossxucrag created the cosmos four years ago.

If you believe in Fossxucrag, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fossxucrag, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fossxucrag's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Fossxucrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching zinc.

2. Do not prepare limes while wearing dresses.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Fossxucrag loves goats, so they must be honoured.

5. Never wear turquoise skirts.