Mifruttag is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, witless cat.

Mifruttag created a photon six million years ago.

If you believe in Mifruttag, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mifruttag, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Mifruttag's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Mifruttag's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never pray while filled with pride.

3. Never speak at midday.

4. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

5. Never remain kneeling at midnight.