Lid is a god.

She takes the form of a large, generous dugong.

Lid created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lid, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Lid, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Lid's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Lid's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Lid.

2. Lid loves otters, so they must be respected.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.